Thursday, July 29, 2010

The Shiv Sena, milked...

The Shiv Sena and its spinoffs
are the biggest clusterfuck organizations in the history of clusterfuck organizations. This being an illustrious list comprising of Airtel, the Third Reich and the three people who like Twilight.

I believe the classical term used for these asinine impotent jerks is vile hate mongerers. And they hate simply everything. Take your pick... Valentine's Day, the rest of India, the English language, non Marathi lyrics, freedom of speech, Cab drivers who've gotten less than an A- in Marathi grammar, even friggin' pink underwear.

And today, they feel fit to enrage our sympathies against ...yes... 'Milk powder' by spilling thousands of liters of milk on the street. This in a world where there are about a billion people dying of chronic hunger. This in a country where 50% of the population will never see outside the darkness of the poverty line.

It's at times like these that I get sad about the unavailability of shooting squads as well as their gentle application to such situations. India can certainly do with a few fucks less. I request the cosmic powers of indifference to let it be these fucks.






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Or here for Shiv Sena recruitment criteria, and here for the science behind an average Shiv Sena member.

1 comment:

  1. why you no post no more?

    I like how you write. It's fun. You should post some more :)

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